So here's a text I just got from the Father. "population of predatory fish increasing, harmless fish decreasing. World ending." Five minutes later... "no seriously. On tuesday." And also he wants to put a portcullis on our house. I suspect he may have lost it.

I mean, if any of you are fish scientists you can feel free to argue with me on this, but I wasn't aware that the ratio of tuna to shark was of any eschatological significance.