I don't understand what motivates goths to come to this school. First of all, it's in the South. Where, barring this past freakish winter, it is hot. And sunny. But that's not the main reason. The main reason is that the general population here looks like what would happen if the clothing of Lilly Pulitzer and Ralph Lauren mated and adopted an occassional Burberry bag or a horribly gauche patchwork patent leather Gucci clutch. Also, this school only has about 5,000 students and is basically in the middle of nowhere. Not exactly a thriving goth culture. Why would you decide to go to Sunshine Lollipop Smiley School and dres in all black and glower at everyone? Around here you can't walk ten feet without at least one person smiling at you. Hell, -I'll- smile at you. We live on a very friendly glorified golf course. Maybe they're trying for irony...