Odd things happen to me. So tomorrow I'm moving into the Smallest Apartment in DC, hereafter known as the Oubliette. And they're coming to hook up my cable. (My beautiful, digital, 8 squillion channels of cable). The only days they could come out were tomorrow and three weeks from now. And I ain't waiting three weeks. So I had to buy a tv so...uh...so the stuff could be connected to the other stuff. But I am a small person. And I want a large tv. And all my asshole friends with cars are out of town for the weekend. So, dilemma. But I got the tv home, thanks to a very nice Safeway employee and an illicit shopping cart. Just don't ask, really. Just trust me that it was hysterical. Or would have been hysterical, had I not still had to schlep the cart with the bigass box all the way from radio shack to my current place, many blocks away, in the boiling heat and oh yes I have a fever and some sort of SARS-related ailment. So it'll be funny tomorrow when I can breathe, but right now it's just odd.