Have determined the reasons behind the lizard's prolonged absence. Apparently absolutely nothing interesting has happened to her in the past week so she's had nothing to post. Now that's just pathetic. Now on to more important things, ie me.
The other day I was in the elevator going down into the parking garage. Normally I try to blank this out as I do to everything involving my day at work, because if I really paid attention I'd probably load myself into the fax machine and send myself to purgatory because it would be an improvement. But I digress. So in the elevator there was a sign, and here's what it said. "No smoking: enforced by ordnance." Wow. I should be frightened, I guess, but a bunkerbuster shot straight into my elevator would really add a bit of variety to the day.
Also I heard that this year's Turner Prize was given to an empty rubbish bag. I've got a polemic brewing on this, but I'm going to leave it to simmer for a few days so as to do it justice.
In other news I realized what DC reminds me of. Ever been to the Paramus Mall?