Have determined Irony has to get a fucking Teddy Ruxpin or something so she leaves me alone. Have also determined that little blonde friend who shall henceforth be known as Twiggy makes the most lethal rum and cokes around. And you know what I hate? Those wretched Applemusic commercials. Who cares about a bunch of random unnattractive people singing? For thirty seconds? They embarrass themselves. I can't watch people embarrass themselves, even on TV. It makes me cringe. But you know what I like? When you get one of those crumbly dissolvey Wint-O-Green Lifesavers. Boy, oh boy, do I like those. And also those lethal Oreo Cookie Bars. So good. So bad for you. It's a damn good thing I don't watch what I eat or the sheer amount of crap and calories in them might daunt me.