Ok where the fuck are all our archives? I demand that you return our archives. I swear to christ I said something funny on 4/13 and I want it back.
I shall rectify this problem immediately....um. I have no idea how to rectify this problem. Plus all of you people read us religiously anyway because we are the only thing that lifts you out of your sad pathetic little lives, so it's not like you ever missed a post anyway. Ok I've discovered that if you go away and come back like a half hour later, they work. Then another half hour later they don't work. Apparently blogger is run by either a) soviet bureaucrats or b) the same people who are meant to be in charge of municipal affairs in washington dc. Honestly, people outside dc are amazed that congress ever gets anything done. Whereas we, on the other hand, are just amazed that anyone ever makes it to the Hill through the morass of spleen-bursting potholes, clusterfuck traffic circles and Escalators to Nowhere that comprise the infrastructure of this city. All of which is a bit of a digression from my point, which was that the god damn archives are gone. But they'll be back.
Oh and a message to Fiend- the dinosaur told me about the CD. This is unutterably cool. When the revolution comes we'll put you in the safe house. With some blondes. Good?