Wow, dating's fun when you're not going out with some future-planning psycho. Especially first dates when they humor you and find your eccentricities cute. Plus, Dunkin' Donuts is apparently open 24 hours a day and anyone who knows me knows that the best way to end a date is to get me a sprinkled donut, as sprinkled donuts are at the top of the donut hierarchy. On the downside, while frolicking in the waves on the beach in my pretty little sundress I kicked a horseshoe crab. Bet I pissed it off pretty badly. Good thing it was dark out, as my slightly wavy hair warped into scary Medusa-like coiffure sometime during my beach romp. Also, the complete onslaught of freckles has made me think that perhaps I should just wear pigtails, get a golden retriever and tie different-colored bandanas around my stonewashed jeans to fully embrace my Punkyness.