So I was browsing through one of those dream dictionaries the other day and I have to say I found it completely unsatisfactory. There was no entry for 'apocalypse.' That's one of the prevalent themes in my dreams; most notably the one where I had to stop the apocalypse. And then go back again and stop it more quickly and efficiently. Also, while there is an entry for 'explosion,' there's no entry for 'explosives.' I feel that's unfair to those of us whose dreams contain C4. What about us, huh? What about us? And why the hell is a duck the symbol of female friendship? It's a duck, dammit.