Here are some things that I hate.
-People with ski racks on their cars
-Sun shining off bumpers, making it appear that there are flashing lights in my rearview mirror
-Everybody who drives a white car
These things are DIVERSIONS.
Having said that, here's a completely hypothetical conversation between a fictitious cop and an equally fictitious girl.
"Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am?"
"err...."
"Any particular reason you needed to drive that fast?"
"Uh....I'm really sorry, officer...I'm in labor."
Maybe time to bat eyelashes now. Yes. Bat them.
"That's interesting....you don't look in the least bit pregnant."
"Uh...it's premature."
Cop laughs. Cop gives girl a warning.
Speeding tickets are things that happen to other people.
PS That time in Ohio doesn't count. Anyone with half a brain knows that the only thing you can do in Ohio is leave it, as soon as possible, preferably leaving jet fuel trails in your wake.