Ok this only even begins to make sense if you saw Futurama last night. But we don't really care- read it anyway.


Irony:
Sniff. nobody ever threw me a funeral.
A Dinosaur:
That's because you want to be frozen
Irony:
although i did - true!. Go you.
A Dinosaur:
Yes
Irony:
What about you?
A Dinosaur:
I want a pyramid built. Or a viking funeral. Or both
Irony:
well _obviously_
Irony:
ooooh! i'll build you a pyramid, bury some slaves alive with you, then light the whole thing on fire and chuck it down a waterfall. Now that’s love.
A Dinosaur:
As long as they don't steal my valuables
Irony:
no see, because they'll be cursed.
A Dinosaur:
Yay. Mummy curse
Irony:
mummy curse AND immolation. Best of both worlds.
A Dinosaur:
Oh, and if they are not dead before me, as a sign of grief and respect I want the Hilton sisters killed
Irony:
Ohhh…k.I like random vendettas
A Dinosaur:
Look...pyramids
Irony:
wait, shit, i missed a whole bit. why are they in egypt now?
A Dinosaur:
They know what we know!
Irony:
oh! they went to a planet. And this is the planet. And this is what’s happening. Also they can read our minds. Go get your anti-cookie hat.
A Dinosaur:
I think I used it to make nachos
Irony:
there is always more tin foil.
A Dinosaur:
And more nachos
Irony:
well, yes. but if you're careful you can stay just ahead of the curve.
Irony:
Hmm. I dont own enough things made of lapis lazuli.
A Dinosaur:
I only have one thing made of lapis lazuli
Irony:
we should get more.
A Dinosaur:
We should get a lot of things
Irony:
a better point was never made
A Dinosaur:
How come we never made a fake prophecy putting us into a position of power?
God, we're slacking
Irony:
....because our culture no longer relies on cuneiform?
A Dinosaur:
Cocks
Irony:
i'll call congress tomorrow. "Linear A, fuckwads, look at the LINEAR A!!"
A Dinosaur:
Do so
Irony:
I shall.
Irony:
Also i don't own nearly enough people- driven conveyances.
A Dinosaur:
Or any
Irony:
do boys who pay for your taxis count?
A Dinosaur:
No
Irony:
oh. then ok, i don't, but i think they should count. Instead of my goddamn professor chaos doll, for my _belated_ birthday present, I want a rickshaw.
A Dinosaur:
It’s on the list.