I too have fallen victim, on occasion, to the Vaguely Elfish. But- and I'm talking to YOU here, Nordic Girl- it isn't that they're effeminate, it's just....a....er....a certain...puckishness. Yes. That's it. And here I will stop talking about men, because it's been a long weekend, and I'm tired, and I have to go watch the Recruit.
See now, there's nothing even remotely puckish about Colin Farrell.
In other news...uh....no other news, really. Have 5 job prospects and nothing definite. Am leaning on Surfer Boy to get me job at adam smith institute in london. Not that I have a problem with america, you understand- it's just that there are so many goddamn americans here. And now I shall stop talking, because I have nothing interesting to say. Not that that ever seems to stop the dinosaur, but my standards are higher. And I want. my. god. damn. professor. chaos. doll. you shit.