Today A Person, nickname to be decided later, told me I was a cock. He also told me I was crap. He wanted a mention on this page, although I can't imagine why as nobody ever gets referred to here unless they've done something horribly, horribly wrong. So let's see. Nope, he hasn't done anything obnoxious in at least the past two years. Although he does get turned on by libraries, and he's afraid of extinct fish. So I suppose he's weird enough to talk about for a while. Ok, Person, I'm going to call you Coin Toss Boy for now. Happy?