Drink the Rich

Lish: what’s frontline about tonight?
Cara: The upper east side and the recession! Rich people slightly less rich!
Lish: ok!
Cara: Oh wow I hate all these people already
Lish: yup. i hate them enough to actually put this book down and get to seriously hating them. OH I LOST MY SECOND HOUSE PITY ME
Lish: ...another phone of the same model would be FREE you cow
Cara: 'I don't know how to say it, we don't have any money' she says as she gets highlights in a salon
Lish: ..she just said...she can't afford to get a haircut anymore..
as she....
Cara: But! She's THERE. NOW

Everyone in the 20s Had Weird Noses

Cara: The liquor store on my street had Leffe. That was easy
Lish: bitch. i wannit. give it here
Cara: They also had a sign saying that you needed back-up ID if you had a Maine license and the guy behind the counter and I tried to figure out why. We decided people from Maine were thoroughly disreputable
Lish: huh. well yes, this is a widely believed fact
Cara: The label wants me to serve this in 'its own chalice-shaped glass'
You don't own me, label!
Lish: okay!
Cara: Also I don't have its own chalice-shaped glass
Lish: i like anything that tells me i need a chalice
you keep making me want stuff i don't have

Heaven Has the Best Ass

Lish: oooh it's the twilight zone where mr death goes to visit the old woman and mr death is really hot

Cara: Mr Death better be really hot

Lish: oh HAHHAHAH it's robert fucking redford

Cara: HA

Lish: he's so young you can barely tell

he doesn't look like [[{{*ROBERT REDFORD*}}]] yet

Cara: wow

Lish: god i would screw the living hell out of that, tell you what

Cara: ...

Lish: hee wait, look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing_in_the_Dark

see.

Cara: What a good-looking young gentleman

Lish: that is a slightly better-bred way of putting it, perhaps

Heroes Liveblog: Now with 100% Less Expanding Dinosaur Semen

Alicia: how is your HAH HAH HAH HAH Pleurisy?

Cara: Oh god. I was out with Katie and her boyfriend and his friend and they laughed for five solid minutes
Alicia: as well they should
Cara: Biff stepped on it again! What the fuck!
Alicia: She stepped on your pleurisy? we're going to have to start dressing you in crinoline
Cara: I'm sitting UP. She sat on my lung!
Alicia: hahaha that cat HATES you
Cara: She is defying gravity to cause me PAIN
Alicia: i always tried to do that. never could quite swing it. damn that cat
Cara: I should unfeed her
Alicia: messy
Cara: I just meant take the food I just put in her bowl out.
Alicia: i was thinking more some sort of...forced tubing
Cara: Yeah, I know.

Alicia: Ah, Heroes. i like that it occurs to peter that it's wrong after they've dug up TWELVE GRAVES. he's like, oh wait

Liveblogging Heroes: Exploding Dinosaur Semen

Lish: man, EVERY year for my birthday I ask for a near-dead puppeteer
Cara: God, I just...I killed SO many Indians
Lish: dude, there are plenty to spare
Cara: Sylar is awfully boring for an all-powerful psychopath
Lish: he really is. he should take more of his clothes off. It might help.
Cara: Maybe go to the beach
Lish: it annoys me that none of the people he goes to kill are, say, in a spa
Cara: SYMBOLIC CLEANSING RAIN
Lish: POUNDY POUNDY POUNDY
boy this show is subtle. this is like…hello my name is tim kring and I just learned about the pathetic fallacy and now i am going to use it in EVERY EPISODE because it is New and has never before been used, only by MEEEEEEEEEEE
Cara: Like a freshman psych major and Jungian archetypes
Lish: Yes. my whole apartment building smells suddenly of bacon
Cara: Huh. Mine smells like pot and failure.
Lish: bacon I can't have is the worst kind of bacon!

The Burning

Cara: good lord, childcare is expensive
Lish: ?
Cara: people should just eat their young. [employer] gives you a $3000 or $5000 credit based on income for childcare
That is AH month of daycare
Lish: AH month!?
Lish: ................... wolves can raise children, you know
Cara: God, seriously. For daycare for one child. The teachers who actually take care of the kids get paid next to nothing, so who the hell is getting all that money and can I have it?
Lish: you cannot
Cara: But!
Lish: but me no buts, I do not like your face
Cara: but!
Lish: your face is a butt!
PM Cara: MEAN
Lish: YES THAT IS WHAT I MEAN
Cara: YOU ARE a MEAN PERSON IS WHAT I MEAN
Lish: I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU MEAN
Cara: DO YOU REALLY
Lish: I DO
Cara: I AM GLAD
I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION YOU SEE
Lish: FINE
I TOO HAVE FELT THIS
Cara: I AM GLAD OF THIS AS WELL
Lish: DOWN IN THE COCKLES OF MY VARIOUS THINGS