Right. I was in Religion class today and there was a girl who did not know what a verb was. I kid you not. She claimed she 'wasn't an English major.' My professor stuttered 'It's...it's a VERB. It's not even a GERUND, it's just a verb!" I think I may have to off her. I could never live with myself if I found out that she had spawned.
Also, we were talking about psychical reaction formation and my professor said that basically, civilization follows you around and whacks you over the head whenever you do something it doesn't like. Unfortunately, I was so amused by the image of civilization as Little Bunny FooFoo that I didn't take anymore notes...