I know none of you are going to know what this means but I don't care, I'm so unbelievably happy I'm telling the world. I have found Balaka. There is a god. A God who cooks Indian food. Just when you think there's no justice in the world and you're having a terrible week and you wonder what the hell the point of living is, you find someone who knows how to make a proper chicken tikka masala. I love life. Satori has been achieved.