Okay, you know who should walk faster? Everybody. What's with the meandering, people? Especially those of you who stroll in pairs in spaces too narrow for me to pass by you? Now, I'm just...incredibly short, really, and had many tall friends and therefore learned to walk at a speed that some consider ridiculously fast. But, you know what? All my friends still walk that quickly; even the short ones like the Fruit Hoarder. And we constantly get stuck behind a pack of moseying idiots. I suggest tasers to remedy the situation.