Oh,here's a thought. You may have noticed that we work during the day and sleep at night. Theoretically. Well obviously this is because back in the Long Ago Time there was no electric light. But honestly, we appear to have overcome that little problem. Why the fuck do we still order our lives by such an arbitrary and outdated system? Why the hell CAN'T I get up at 4 pm and go to work if I bloody well want to? I have no problem putting in the requisite number of hours- it's the goddamn time of day that they occur that I object to. I mean, it should be my right as a human being to adjust my own goddamn circadian rhythms to whenever the hell I want. Can you tell I was late for work today? Goddamn time Nazis.