Drink the Rich

Lish: what’s frontline about tonight?
Cara: The upper east side and the recession! Rich people slightly less rich!
Lish: ok!
Cara: Oh wow I hate all these people already
Lish: yup. i hate them enough to actually put this book down and get to seriously hating them. OH I LOST MY SECOND HOUSE PITY ME
Lish: ...another phone of the same model would be FREE you cow
Cara: 'I don't know how to say it, we don't have any money' she says as she gets highlights in a salon
Lish: ..she just said...she can't afford to get a haircut anymore..
as she....
Cara: But! She's THERE. NOW

Everyone in the 20s Had Weird Noses

Cara: The liquor store on my street had Leffe. That was easy
Lish: bitch. i wannit. give it here
Cara: They also had a sign saying that you needed back-up ID if you had a Maine license and the guy behind the counter and I tried to figure out why. We decided people from Maine were thoroughly disreputable
Lish: huh. well yes, this is a widely believed fact
Cara: The label wants me to serve this in 'its own chalice-shaped glass'
You don't own me, label!
Lish: okay!
Cara: Also I don't have its own chalice-shaped glass
Lish: i like anything that tells me i need a chalice
you keep making me want stuff i don't have

Heaven Has the Best Ass

Lish: oooh it's the twilight zone where mr death goes to visit the old woman and mr death is really hot

Cara: Mr Death better be really hot

Lish: oh HAHHAHAH it's robert fucking redford

Cara: HA

Lish: he's so young you can barely tell

he doesn't look like [[{{*ROBERT REDFORD*}}]] yet

Cara: wow

Lish: god i would screw the living hell out of that, tell you what

Cara: ...

Lish: hee wait, look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing_in_the_Dark

see.

Cara: What a good-looking young gentleman

Lish: that is a slightly better-bred way of putting it, perhaps