Lish: i can't believe we have to go to work when it's raining. it's like living under the nazis. the NAZIS.
Cara: have to do this check request. Be back later
Lish: shah! FINE
[later]
Cara: Well. That was homosexual
Lish: heeeeeeeeeeee. "that task like to have anal sex with men, it did"
Cara: heeeeee.It DID
[later]
Cara: Why the hell do I have "Mandy" stuck in my head?
Lish: if i could answer that i wouldn't have spent the last three weeks humming rhinestone cowboy
Cara: True
Cara: Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taaaaaaaking. And that's the only line I know, oooooh Mandy
Lish: you kissed me and stopped me from something.but they took you away, oh mandy
Cara: singing? I hope it was 'singing'
Lish: oh andy, you sit at your desk and i hate you
Cara: heeeee
Lish: but they can't fire you, oh andy
Cara: oh candy, I would like some but can't leave to buy some
I'll want you all day, oh candy
Lish: oh sandy, i went to the beach and got sandy
but i showered, wahey, not sandy
we suck.
Cara: oh dandy, i like your top hat and your spats
Lish: heeee!
Cara: but you'll get beat up on the way, oh dandy
Lish: oh shandy, they mixed you with beer and i drank you
and today i will pay, oh shandy
Lish: oh glandy, you sat on my tongue and you scared me
Cara: HEE
Lish: but the dentist said "gay", oh glandy.i just snorted VERY LOUDLY
Cara: oh tandy, I think you were in Driving Miss Daisy
Lish: i fucking love you so fucking much right now
Cara: but you're like a hundred and six, oh tandy
heeeeee
can't....stop...the...laughter
Lish: i'm sending this to mom so she knows what we do all day
Cara: heeeeee
Lish: chris is like "what the FUCK are you laughing at" and i go "oh glandy" and then i collapse
Cara: Hee. He's going to hate me and he's never even met me!
Lish: so he's like.....everyone
Cara: ...
Lish: hee
oh.shit
Cara: oh landy, you provide a solid surface to walk on
Lish: H:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so I can do all my odd jobs, oh handy
Lish: noooooo. i had one going for jack handey!
Cara: You can still use it. They're two different handies!
Lish: jack handey, you wrote that one poem that one time
it was sort of ok
jack handey
Cara: heeeeeeeeee
Cara: Ampersandy, I can't draw you 'cause I think of g clefs
Lish: HEEEEEEEEE
Cara: but I need you for a Fedex label, oh Ampersandy
Lish: Contrabandy, i bought you on broadway for five bucks
Cara: heeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lish: you don't look like chanel, contrabandy
Cara: Oh Randy, I hate your stupid name and also your face
Lish: I LOVE YOU
Cara: but I need you to run this to the mailroom for me, oh Randy
I don't even KNOW a Randy.But if I did, he'd be just like that
Lish: that's what makes it awesome!
oh Tandy, they sold you at radio shacky
but you broke in a day, oh Tandy
Cara: heeee
Lish: this would be even better if we knew more than two lines of the original
Cara: Yeah, but then the universe would implode from how awesome we are
Do YOU want to be responsible for that?
Lish: it already did that, remember that one time?
"sunspots" my ass, NASA
Cara: Obviously I do not
Lish: "initial reports of a massive cloud of Awesome moving in from the galaxy's center ring were denied by the NASA press secretary today"
Cara: heeeeee
Lish: "we ask these irresponsible individuals to please refrain from causing worldwide panic by referring to this so-called 'massive cloud of destructive Awesome' "
"no further questions
Cara: heeeeee
Lish: no other words end in andy!
or even and!
Cara: I know!
Lish: talibandy, your headwear is dark and unflattering
please don't bomb me today, talibandy
Cara: Airtrandy, your prices are cheaper than Delta
Lish: heeeee
Cara: But you don't fly where I need you, Airtrandy
Lish: hairbandy, you fell off and landed on smith street
Cara: heeeeee
Lish: i just bought you today! hairbandy
Lish: brigandy, you robbed me when i was out riding
Cara: HA
Lish: and i something something, brigandy
Lish: tristram shandy, your book was boring but i read it
Cara: heeeee
Lish: 9th grade english will pay, tristram shandy
Cara: Allemandey, you're a dance and the French word for 'German'
and that's all I can say, Allemandy
Lish: heeeeeeeee
garamondy, you're slightly wide for a serif font
but i'll use you anyway, garamondy
Cara: bravo.
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