Had a post in mind for today...I think it was about vitamins. Yes I was going to say that I found the whole thing incredibly stupid, because I believe in the natural order of things, and since our universe managed to swing it so that the atmosphere was breathable, the strong and weak nuclear forces were exactly balanced in order to create and maintain life, and the Earth lacked a species of malignant giant superbug that would crush humanity in the pincers of its shiny titanium exoskeleton, I think it can handle putting enough Vitamin B12 in my fucking food. Also, I worked at GNC for a few months one summer, and know what? They are LAUGHING at you. You and your chromium picolinate and your women's one-a-day. Eat a fucking apple, you fucking moron.

But I'm not going to bother posting about that, because I found this, and it's so funny it overshadows anything I could possibly say. Go read.