Huh. Irony has apparently decided to write Cosmo's 'It's Sexy To Be Single,' column this year. And just in case you're all wondering what happened to dear cynical, evil Irony, the single people bit was sarcastic. I know, it made me want to retch too. But really, she didn't mean it. Though we do enjoy buying school supplies. Especially elementary school supplies because you got to buy shiny new colored pencils and crayons every year because you always lost them. Oh! And stickers. I love me some stickers.
But yes, Irony was being sarcastic. Worry not, faithful quintet of readers.