Hmm, the Dino doubleposted again. I tell her to give up the methamphetamines, but she doesn't listen. I deleted it, because lately we've been trying to shore up her self-esteem, as she is currently a Minion in a sandwich shop.

Also, Dark Heart from the Care Bears movie is cute.
I fully realize that there are at least seventeen things wrong with that sentence. But it just had to be said. And yes I know he's like thirteen so please don't call ....whoever it is you call when people like me say thirteen-year olds are cute. He is a cartoon. He is allowed to be cute. And here's the thing- this explains so much. I must have watched that movie a squillion times between the ages of 3 and 6, and it's like...hotwired into my brain. THIS is why I am attracted to young-looking slightly effeminate boys with hearts of pure evil. It's NOT that something's wrong with me! I just apparently have some neural pathways that fused in the wrong, wrong way and I completely absolve myself of any responsibility. Hey, doesn't that make me a good American? I'm a victim! Wow, this....it just explains so much. All of my fourth year of college, for one thing. I mean, it was a big enough revelation, realizing that half my speech patterns are based on You Can't Do That On Television, but this is even huger.
In other news, were any of you watching the Yankees on YES tonight? Did you hear what Michael Kay said? There was this silence, round about the 8th, so I guess they were talking amongst themselves and not- this bears repeating, not- into the mics, and all of a sudden out of nowhere comes "do they HAVE any landmarks in this town, Ken?" And then there was....more silence. As, I'm assuming, Michael and Ken giggled in silent horror and the network executives screamed things that make paint peel. It was the funniest thing I've ever heard and here's why- the Yankees were playing in Baltimore. If you've been there you know that it DOES have a landmark- it's called the Slum, and it's pretty much the part of town from the northern border to the southern border. Other than that...I think there's some grass and a tree somewhere near Fells Point. God bless you, Michael Kay. May your buildings go condo.