Er...is there _anything_ that can change from a solid to a gas? I mean besides Dark Heart? (Or Darkheart, if you want to be pedantic like the reptile). No, honestly, I want to know. The only thing I remember from high school science is that I wrote a book about bagels to demonstrate osmosis. And it fucking ruled. So please someone email me and tell me about this solid/gas thing. Because that would be really cool.
In other news I would like to point out that it is now officially International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yearh.
One other thing...my friend Simon, whom I shall call Simon Who Is Called Simon, took me up on the dare and went to the babybaby page. Here's what worries me. Not only did he take the time to email me FOUR MEGS of a song, just to torment me, but....the song he sent me was, apparently, about a little boy named Russel. Now, Simon might not be the real name of Simon Who Is Called Simon- you never know. But I can assure you that his name is not Russel. In fact the only Russel I've ever heard of is in "A Lapdance is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying", by the Bloodhound Gang. Who the hell is named Russel? And why would Simon Who is Called Simon send me that song? MY name sure as hell is not Russel. I am somewhere between intrigued and skeeved out.
More later.