Funny thing for Irony to be discussing the moral decay of someone else when her morals have disintegrated into a powder so fine that it can't even be inhaled for a euphoric effect. So today, somebody broke the weather. Seriously. It was hovering in the 60's and 70's for the past four days and then, bam, 35. Tomorrow it's supposed to be back up to 70. This weekend is an orientation weekend. Orientation weekend means three things: A. Good weather. B. Green grass and flowers, be it September or April (You think I'm kidding) C. Fresh pineapple. We're planning to do something outside; the system hasn't failed yet. Hmm, the glands in my neck are so very swollen that they hurt when I tap them. Of course if I go to Health Services they'll just say something off-color about my weight and if I have mono they'll send me home and I have entirely too much to do. Perhaps I'll go around coughing on my enemies You know what's a cool word? Agglutination. Think about that.
P.S. I just read that congress changed the name of French fries and French toast to freedom fries and freedom toast. I love eatin' liberty