Liveblogging Heroes: Exploding Dinosaur Semen

Lish: man, EVERY year for my birthday I ask for a near-dead puppeteer
Cara: God, I just...I killed SO many Indians
Lish: dude, there are plenty to spare
Cara: Sylar is awfully boring for an all-powerful psychopath
Lish: he really is. he should take more of his clothes off. It might help.
Cara: Maybe go to the beach
Lish: it annoys me that none of the people he goes to kill are, say, in a spa
Cara: SYMBOLIC CLEANSING RAIN
Lish: POUNDY POUNDY POUNDY
boy this show is subtle. this is like…hello my name is tim kring and I just learned about the pathetic fallacy and now i am going to use it in EVERY EPISODE because it is New and has never before been used, only by MEEEEEEEEEEE
Cara: Like a freshman psych major and Jungian archetypes
Lish: Yes. my whole apartment building smells suddenly of bacon
Cara: Huh. Mine smells like pot and failure.
Lish: bacon I can't have is the worst kind of bacon!

The Burning

Cara: good lord, childcare is expensive
Lish: ?
Cara: people should just eat their young. [employer] gives you a $3000 or $5000 credit based on income for childcare
That is AH month of daycare
Lish: AH month!?
Lish: ................... wolves can raise children, you know
Cara: God, seriously. For daycare for one child. The teachers who actually take care of the kids get paid next to nothing, so who the hell is getting all that money and can I have it?
Lish: you cannot
Cara: But!
Lish: but me no buts, I do not like your face
Cara: but!
Lish: your face is a butt!
PM Cara: MEAN
Lish: YES THAT IS WHAT I MEAN
Cara: YOU ARE a MEAN PERSON IS WHAT I MEAN
Lish: I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU MEAN
Cara: DO YOU REALLY
Lish: I DO
Cara: I AM GLAD
I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION YOU SEE
Lish: FINE
I TOO HAVE FELT THIS
Cara: I AM GLAD OF THIS AS WELL
Lish: DOWN IN THE COCKLES OF MY VARIOUS THINGS