Wherein We Inexplicably Girl the Fuck Out

Lish: gah! there's a whole BAND called Caroline~
Cara: Heeeeeee
Lish: pandora just gave me a track. it's TERRIBLE
Cara: Do they..yeah
Lish: it's whiny chick music!
Cara: There you go!
Lish: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I...I feel bad giving you a thumbs-down
Cara: Oh, it's okay. It's not actually me. I don't have a secret life as a whiny chick singer
Lish: ....or DO YOU
Cara: No. I can only take irony so far
Lish: ..your last name is Lufkin? why.....why didn't you tell me? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING??
Cara: I have a shoppe
Lish: HEEEEEEEE
Cara: It sells ribbons
Nothing else
Just ribbons
Lish: no buttons?
Cara: And those rolls of stickers.
Lish: !
Cara: No buttons are allowed in my store
Lish: you can't anywhere get those rolls of stickers!
Cara: ...except button candy. There's rolls of button candy, too. I call it little circle candy, though
Lish: i want to frequent your shoppe
Cara: I sort of want to live in my shoppe. It sounds awesome
Lish: it really does. does it have big barrells full of candy?
glistening candy?
Cara: It's like the candy store in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but it's got pretty bits of ribbon everywhere
Lish: this...sounds like an oddly feminine thing for us to like
and yet I do
Cara: I know. I don't understand, but I sure do like ribbon

In Which We Explore Causality

Lish: i feel pregnant

how odd.

Cara: huh

Lish: ...huh

could be the burger

Cara: Yeah, that'll do it

Lish: mmmhmm

oh man

i'm going for tibetan food tonight

and i really really want to ask if it's free

Cara: Heee. It's all imported from China

Lish: heeeeeeeeeeee

Lish: i had a glass of water and burped and i don't feel pregnant anymore. this says pretty much all you need to know about babies.

Cara: Heee. I knew you weren't pregnant, because I wasn't on a horse

Lish: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cara: As is my understanding of how babies are made

Lish: oh man i can see it now

"wait a minute honey, let me just call my sister and tell her to go down to the stables"

Cara: So really, what birth control pills do is keep me off horses, thus preventing me from getting pregnant!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lish: no see, you getting on a horse wouldn't make YOU pregnant. as is my understanding, either I or barack obama would have to go to puerto rico to make you pregnant

Cara: No, you or Barack Obama would have to go to Puerto Rico to make me the democratic nominee

I think YOU would have to ride a horse

Lish: so, barack obama would have to get on a horse

Cara: So my birth control pills keep you and Barack Obama from riding horses

Lish: i think we have an excellent understanding of causality