In Which We Wed a Sitcom

Lish: i was talking to you about rumors that rahm would be tapped for VP and you couldn't see them!
Cara: Sexiest White House EVER
Lish: i know!!! i don't know if i could cope with wanting to sleep with the president AND vice president of the united states, that's not even funny
Caroline: That's like...
That's unprecedented
Lish: i.....
it....it would be fucking.....
Caroline: I'd have to get cable so I could get C-Span

Why In Our Heads is a Terrible, Horrible, Awful Place to Be

Caroline: Dude. I think this guy's last name is Fuhrer
Lish: ??
no way
Caroline: I have to wait till he goes back to the VP's room so I can check it in the sign-in book
Lish: ...wow
Caroline: I'm uncomfortable
Lish: heee. is there an attic there?
Caroline: Though I guess it could be worse. His last name could be Hitler
No!
4:16 PM Lish: shit! do you have your bangs?
Caroline: No! Plus he's already seen me without them
Lish: do you even have paper clips?
Caroline: I have lots
Lish: well OKAY
Caroline: I could...I could make bangs out of paperclips?
Lish: you.......possibly
Caroline: Or..uh Some shredded yellow paper
And tape them. To my forehead
Lish: yes! or draw on regular paper with yellow highlighter
Caroline: Or..what do WASPs talk about?
Lish: golf
Caroline: I could offer him some Wonderbread?
Lish: milk
scotch
adultery
the NYKE
NIKKEI
whatever.
Caroline: Hee 'So I committed some adultery last night. Boy, did I. Scotch?'