Cara: Still. Old money is supposed to have taste. I read it in a magazine
Lish: i read that magazine!
Cara: We ALL read that magazine
Lish: are you sure it was a magazine?
Cara: It sure wasn't nothing!
Lish: heeeeebadum
Cara: heee
Lish: that's...so much funnier without the space, there
Cara: That may be how I start laughing
Lish: "heeebadum"?
Cara: Yes
Lish: ....please do
Cara: I WILL
Lish: on tape, preferably
FINE
Cara: Until I forget
Lish: heeee
tony robbins likes this idea
Cara: Which'll probably be roundabouts 11
Cara: What'd you buy at Sephora?
Lish: if it is I would've bought it the other day. i bought everything else
Cara: Hearing what other people buy at Sephora is almost as fun as buying it yourself. And much cheaper
9:46 AM Lish: i got Bliss magnolia whipped body cream, that fekkai deep conditioner in the tub, some superduper SMART exfoliator that only targets dead cells and i don't remember the name but it was 50 bucks, some leave-in conditioner drops that i don't remember the brand but they were likewise buckful, one of the eyeshadow/eyebrow shaper kits from wassitcalled, some awesome sea salt body scrub, unscented, thankyou, this crazy mascara that makes me look like cher, some bubble bath, and a little tub of something from l'occitane that i forget what it does
it's slightly greasy.
Cara: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Capitalism is awesome
Lish: i know!
what'd you buy today "a little tub of something that I forget what it does. it is greasy"
Cara: See! Now you know how I feel EVERY day
Lish: which, in turn, are exfoliated
Cara: Soon, the gentle breeze will hurt your skin
Lish: it's like ebola that you can buy in a shop!
Cara: People will tap you and you'll be like 'OW! My skin is like a baby's. That shit would kill a baby!'
Lish: honestly i should find the name of this exfoliator and tell you. my skin is like....polished. and it glows gently from within.
it's amazing
the face one i mean
Cara: You should
Lish: i WILL
9:54 AM Cara: FINE
Lish: good then
Cara: I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
hee
Lish: TONY ROBBINS IS GLAD OF THIS. TONY ROBBINS NEEDS TO CUT HIS NAILS. TONY ROBBINS HATES WHEN THEY CLACK WHEN HE TYPES.
9:55 AM Cara: POOR TONY ROBBINS
Lish: TONY ROBBINS IS SLIGHTLY CLACKY AND THUS DESERVING OF YOUR SYMPATHY
Cara: TONY ROBBINS' SISTER HAS NO SYMPATHY FOR THE EXFOLIATED
Lish: TONY ROBBINS IS NOT JUST EXFOLIATED. TONY ROBBINS HAS BEEN PUT THROUGH AN INDUSTRIAL BELT SANDER
9:56 AM Cara: HOW ARE TONY ROBBINS' ELBOWS?
Lish: TONY ROBBINS NO LONGER EVEN HAS ELBOWS. TONY ROBBINS JUST HAS SMALL AREAS WHERE HIS ARMS HINGE
Cara: WELCOME TO THE FOLD, TONY ROBBINS
9:57 AM Lish: TONY ROBBINS IS FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF EXFOLIATION. TONY ROBBINS DID NOT FALL OFF THE TURNIP TRUCK YESTERDAY. TONY ROBBINS IS SIMPLY OFTEN TOO LAZY TO PROPERLY DO SO
9:58 AM Cara: ONE SHOULD NEVER NEGLECT ONE'S ELBOWS, TONY ROBBINS
Lish: TONY ROBBINS DOES NOT NEED YOUR VAPID MORALIZING, SISTER OF TONY ROBBINS
Cara: TONY ROBBINS' SISTER IS JUST TRYING TO SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF SMOOTH ELBOWS
9:59 AM Lish: TONY ROBBINS HAS CONVERTED HER GAY COWORKER TO PRAY TO CASHMERE!
Cara: IT HELPS HER WIN ARGUMENTS. PEOPLE WILL BE ARGUING WITH TONY ROBBINS' SISTER AND WILL GRAB HER ELBOW AND WILL BE DISTRACTED BY HOW SMOOTH IT IS AND TONY ROBBINS' SISTER WINS BY DEFAULT.
Lish: TONY ROBBINS HEARD HIM YESTERDAY BESEECHING CASHMERE FOR SOMETHING OR OTHER. TONY ROBBINS WAS SO PROUD. TONY ROBBINS IS LIKE THAT GUY WHO CREATED THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER
TONY ROBBINS FEELS YOU HAVE A UNIQUE THEORY THERE
ok tony robbins thinks the caps are fucking annoying because tony robbins cannot pop out the chat window and thus has to scrol
10:00 AM lllll
Cara: It's an excellent way to win, Tony Robbins, especially when you don't really care about the argument, so you are half-assing it, but still want to win
10:02 AM I find it absurd that amoxicillin wasn't developed until 1972
10:13 AM Cara: Agree with me!
10:18 AM Lish: tony robbins belatedly agrees with you!
tony robbins was engaged in crisis control with stomach-sick boss, tony robbins was sanitizing and enforcing a cordon around tony robbins' desk
tony robbins eschews illness
Cara: Ah
10:19 AM Lish: yes
Cara: Tony Robbins should cover his ENTIRE desk with Purell
Lish: tony robbins wishes
Cara: Tony Robbins' sister thinks that would be sticky
Lish: tony robbins thinks being sticky is better than the vomiting
10:20 AM Cara: Touche, Tony Robbins
Lish: colin is being intransigent
Cara: Someone turned the thermostat in Tony Robbins' sister's area down to 72
That shit will not fly with Tony Robbins' sister
Lish: he seems to know what function button tony robbins needs to push, and he sleeps on it
10:21 AM tony robbins is constantly pushing him out of the way. he is a Real Cat
10:23 AM Cara: Heeeee
10:24 AM Tony Robbins' sister moves Colby down to the lower right corner
Lish: colin moves on his own!
Cara: Colin is more motivated than Colby
10:25 AM Lish: colin is, in fact, a cock
10:26 AM tony robbins is bored@!
Cara: Everyone loves my Tide pen
Lish: tony robbins has a tide pen!
Cara: We discussed this
10:27 AM Lish: this is quite possible
10:28 AM Cara: Yes'm
10:29 AM Aw. I missed 30 Rock last night whilst I was watching the Yankees blow
10:30 AM Lish: i've never seen 30 rock
but boy howdy did the yankees ever blow
Cara: We left the bar at 9:30. When they were only losing by six runs
10:43 AM Lish: we're going crazy with lysol
it's kind of funny
10:44 AM Cara: Doesn't that give you a headache?
10:45 AM Lish: better a transient headache than a weekend of the vomiting
10:46 AM
Cara: True
10:49 AM Lish: i did NOT have a headache till yo said that
cow
moocow!
Cara: It's NOT my fault that you are so suggestible
10:54 AM But since you are, seeeeend meeeee mooooneeeey
Lish: must kill lincoln
what money, i spent it all on sephora
10:55 AM Cara: Seeeeend meeee Sephora
Lish: you cannot have my whipped magnolia body cream!
mine!
Cara: I do not want it!
Lish: oh but you DO
Cara: No, I don't do the scented creams
Lish: it is heavenly. it's like smearing dead angels all over yourself. dead, WHIPPED angels
it's not scented barely at all
10:56 AM Cara: I know, but with floral-scented things, if it even has a trace, it gives me a headache
Lish: hrm
it evaporates on contact more or less, the scent
Cara: S'why I always have to find perfume that smells like food
Lish: but yeah, that's what bugs me about all this shit, the slightly higher-end stuff, it's all like "cream pie" and "banana this" and "jasmine that". i need the REALLY high end stuff that just smells like french things and money
10:57 AM which is why i bought the l'occitane thing that i don't know what it does
Cara: heeeeeee
10:59 AM Lish: i want a boat
Cara: Last night at the bar, I was waiting for Mur and there was this guy next to me who drank ONE beer and read his stupid book for like, two hours and his stupid head blocked the TV
I was like 'It's the playoffs, you ponytailed jackass'
Lish: uck
11:06 AM those people should ge off our planet
Cara: And he was balding
So like, half of his head was bald and the other half was in a long, ginger ponytail
AND HE WAS READING PROUST
11:07 AM Lish: hah!
"you'd rather listen to some freak blather on about a cookie for 400 pages? you DIE!"
11:08 AM Cara: Seriously. I'll tell him where he can stick his Hoegaarden.
11:09 AM Lish: geh. wheat beer.
Cara: With lemon.
Lish: GOD
he's killing our freedoms
11:10 AM Cara: Then there was a Miss I-Only-Drink-Wine whose artsy fro was also blocking the TV
She thought baseball was 'barbaric'
I was like 'I will show you barbaric if you do not move your head, you third year sociology student'
Lish: people like that should really be killed slowly. i fucking hate them. yes, man hit ball with stick. barbaric.
11:11 AM Cara: I think she probably thinks a fun evening involves interpretive dance.
And vegan tapas.
