In which we annotate Casanova: The Masterpiece Theater version, and ensure our places in hell. Posted mostly because I'm helplessly amused by "end of cara buffer".


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lish: dude
lish: targett was just on and he was being all nice to me
Cara: Was he on drugs?
lish: i dont....think so...
Cara: Hit his head?
lish: i....don't think so
Cara: Well. I'm stumped
lish: he said we were declaring a snide amnesty. but then i said we should call it amnesnide and he said it was snidesty, and we started fighting again
Cara: Oh, that's okay then
lish: amnesnide is SUCH a better word
Cara: I have to side with him and snidesty on this one
lish: fuck but...but…
Cara: amnesnide sounds like a drink
lish: no it sounds like homicide or patricide or something cool
Cara: Your FACE sounds like homicide
lish: WHY is stupid fucking football on? WHY no family guy? what to DO???
Cara: The Masterpiece Theatre with Peter O'Toole and David Tennant is on here. Tennant's hair is HORRIBLE
lish: what the ....masterpiece theater is even still ON?
Cara: ...PBS
Cara: Yessir
lish: oh rock on!!
lish: wow...niiiiice david, nice
Cara: You missed part one. But mostly what happened was...not much
lish: hey that black guy was on doctor who, the good episode with the big hole
Cara: Yeah, Russell T. Davies wrote this
lish: aha
lish: i love directors and their pet actors
Cara: Man.
lish: so what's going on here, is this an adaptation of something or is it Random Boys in Wigs?
Cara: Casanova
lish: hokay
lish: was he....english?
Cara: Hee. You'd think
lish: hee no, not really
Cara: I meant from this.
lish: or from....everything i know about english boys
Cara: Cut your HAIR
Cara: Oh, dude, throw the kid out the wagon
lish: throw the jew down the well!
Cara: Heeee
Cara: Wow. That was an awesome bit of graphics right there
lish: they should've just had an index card reading "South of London"
Cara: With an arrow
lish: like in austin powers when they're driving through california and the sign says "english countryside"
Cara: Heeeee
lish: i see no peter otoole
Cara: Heeeee
Cara: He's older Casanova. He's the narrator
lish: oooh
lish: now THAT i could believe
Cara: I feel that this is rife with historical inaccuracies
lish: i.....have the smallest suspicion that you might possibly be correct
Cara: Though when they were just walking down the hall and the guy complimented him on his French. That was pretty awesome
lish: also i DO know how it's spelled but it's amusing to think that his name is Jackamo
Cara: Heeeeee
Cara: Because then I think Jackamole
lish: heee!
Cara: And THEN I think Whackamole
lish: i just snorted
Cara: And then I have a name for my first born
Cara: Whackamole Huge Ackman Romano
lish: that is GLORIOUS
lish: Diptheria Whackamole
Cara: Take that, Pilot Inspektor Lee
lish: should've been Pilotfish Inspektor
Cara: Heeeee
Cara: This is just Doctor Who without the blue box
lish: and the leather jacket
Cara: Well. The new one hasn't got the leather jacket, he has the suit
Cara: Granted, it's not a red silk suit
lish: even better
lish: and there's less counting in doctor who
Cara: This is Doctor Who on Sesame Street
lish: hee!
Cara: heee
lish: this is so fucking tongue in cheek, i love it
Cara: Best Masterpiece Theatre EVER
lish: there's a sentence you don't hear very often
Cara: I'd like Casanova much better if I didn't know he boffed his own daughter
lish: um. ok, never knew, never wanted to
Cara: I bet that won't be in this
lish: yes like going through all of I, Claudius without tiberius buggering ONE, ONE! little boy
Cara: Hee. One, ah ah ah, two, two little boys, ah ah ah
lish: HAHH!Q!
lish: ohhh the snorting
Cara: I, Countius
lish: c...nevermind
Cara: Is Jack autistic or just an asshole?
Cara: Heee
lish: Assholepergers
Cara: Heeee
Cara: dude. They need cable
lish: no likee wiggie
Cara: Well. To be fair, what WOULDN'T have got you decapitated in Paris back then?
lish: hmmm. a lovely bernaise sauce?
Cara: Exactly
lish: to infinity and beyond!!
lish: GOD he should've said it
Cara: Heeeeeee
Cara: That woman sure starts to turn around a lot
lish: that chick sure takes a long time to turn her h-fuck
Cara: Heeeee
lish: heeee
Cara: Well. There's one for Craigslist's Missed Connections
lish: HAH
Cara: 'Me: Crappy hair and shiny blue suit. You: Powder blue cloak, can only turn head quarter of the way around"
lish: i adore you
Cara: Oh. Those are gloves
Cara: I thought she was doing some sort of performance art with green paint
lish: did you think she was a victim of the Green Hand Plague?
Cara: Or really, REALLY good at gardening
lish: HEEEEE
Cara: Kid's gonna be a serial killer
lish: sullen little bitch
lish: heh
Cara: Hee
lish: what i've learned from this is that all houses all over europe have very similiar sets of swingy doors
Cara: And everyone matches their wallpaper
lish: haven't you ever heard of the Central Wallpaper Depository of Westphalia? honestly
lish: kiss him!
Cara: Well. Gayest Look of The Week right there
lish: heeeeeeeeeee
Cara: Fagtastic, that is
lish: wow. it IS craigslist
Cara: Heeee
lish: take off his clothes!
Cara: They NEVER take off his clothes
lish: because they're bastards
lish: read the latest blog entry, it's priceless. If by priceless you mean horrific.
Cara: A goth boy. You are no longer my son
lish: nonono. it was a halloween party, i dont think he is actually a goth. But then I don’t even remember his name. Whatever.
Cara: Well done. Dude. What a little fucker casanova’s son is.
lish: i hate that kid
Cara: Let's go back into...fictional time and kill him
lish: ohkay
lish: you figure that one out
Cara: As soon as I get the Make-It-Real machine...
lish: i need a make-it-fake machine
Cara: That's worrisome

Cara: Baa-ZING
lish: i'd totally do peter o'toole. but then you know this.
Cara: Yes. I know
Cara: You make my crush on Josh Lyman seem completely normal by comparison
lish: i'm comfortable with that
Cara: Well. Everyone's happy
Cara: I'd be afraid he'd break
lish: or....be all..squidgy
Cara: Someone's bipolar
lish: bipolar?? he's PICKLED.
Cara: He needs fresh brine. He's cranky
lish: oh dear
lish: if only i could have his entire body forcibly liposuctioned
Cara: You worry me
lish: but then he wouldn't be....folded, everywhere
Cara: You'd have to tighten his SKIN
lish: that's what i meant. sorry, not lipo..a full body....skin-tuck.i bet his balls hang like...to his KNEES
Cara: dude. Gross. Not when I'm eating a Snickers, please
lish: heeee
Cara: I don't know what one has to do with the other
lish: you can't handle it, man
Cara: Snickers have nuts and caramel! You can't talk about saggy balls when I'm eating something with nuts and caramel!
lish: hee. saggy caramel balls
Cara: SHUT YOUR TACO HOLE
lish: i SHAN'T
Cara: YOU SHALL
Cara: Pretty soon his son is...going to look as old as he does
lish: he must have a wayback machine
Cara: And he doesn't share? Selfish fucker
Cara: ...literally, considering he's Casanova
lish: the man can rock some brocade though, i'll give him that
Cara: Dude. That was so his daughter
lish: perv
lish: is....is that his son?
Cara: Yes
lish: 0r there must be a painting of david tennant in an attic somewhere
Cara: Heeee
Cara: Don't do it! You're related! This isn't Lost!
lish: wait what?
lish: who's incesting on lost?
Cara: Oh. Just the Boone and Blondie thing
lish: oh that
lish: that was fakecest though.stepcest. whatever.
lish: stepcester. hee
Cara: Well. It was the only incest on network TV that I could think of
lish: you'd think there'd be more. what with the Fox and all
Cara: Yeah. Huh.
Cara: You should maybe go warn your son
lish: that's the daughter!
lish: WHORE
lish: heeeee he heard you
Cara: Heeeeeee
lish: eew!!
Cara: Dude.
lish: when exactly in 28th century english society did incest become ok?
Cara: This is all sorts of Roman shit
lish: was i asleep that day?
Cara: 28th century?
lish: and you thought they wouldn't include it. robert graves this AIN"T
Cara: did you round up?
lish: uh
lish: fuck you
lish: see if he had the tardis right now…
Cara: Right. Except in the real story he became betrothed to his daughter before realizing she was..his daughter and he still slept with her
Cara: ...yes
lish: he...does not mind...?
lish: you, all right?? I learned it by watching YOU
Cara: Heeeeee
Cara: I love how 'never lose your heart' translates into 'boff your sister'
lish: behold the consequences of your actions! behold them I say!
Cara: More comeuppance!
lish: their family reunions must be exciting
Cara: Hee
lish: "we can't have all the kids come home, there aren't enough bedroom- oh well, maybe it'll be ok"
Cara: Heeeeeeeeeee. Grooooooss
Cara: Oh, Casanova. Live, damn you, live!
lish: chick peas just went EVERYWHERE
Cara: Another sentence you don't hear often
lish: those Dots they can whip up some special shit with the chick pea, i'll tell you. i don't even know what this IS
Cara: Golly
lish: this, i think, is some sort of bread, but what kind? I know not.
lish: ka'chori. i recommend it. it might be dog food. do we know? no.
Cara: Those sleeves seem a bit silly for a maid
lish: she's a maid? all this time he's been talking to the HELP? wow, how low has he sunk
lish: oh man, the other day at work this guy simon was talking about the different departments and said something about how Production was like the fieldhands and Editorial was the House Workers
lish: it was fucking hilarious in an I'm going to hell sort of way
Cara: Her father was a burgomaster or something but he liked the gambling and lost all the money and died and now she's the help
Cara: Haha
lish: you don't know what a burgomaster is.
lish: don't even lie to me
Cara: Yes'm I do
lish: no you don't, because I don't
Cara: It's like a mayor
lish: these are lies.
Cara: Lamest lie ever
lish: all you're capable of
Cara: Hate.
lish: lame lies. .....limes.
lish: you speak limes
Cara: Mm. Limes
lish: now I wish for a sorbet
Cara: Me too.
lish: ok. peter o’toole..NOT looking so hot right now. It pains me to have to say this.
Cara: He's pretending he's DYING. Is he supposed to look fabu?
lish: .....er. "pretending" might be a bit charitable at this point, I feel
Cara: Also no one looks good from that angle
lish: true
lish: she looks like me
Cara: Not...really
lish: she has the same face shape
lish: she does not, however, look like that eagle guy from the muppet show
Cara: Your...face...has the same face shape
Cara: Finally
lish: bound to happen sooner or later
Cara: I find it disturbing that most people seem to look like him
lish: right?
Lish: ok, what next
Cara: Dexter's on
lish: you watch that?
Cara: When the only other option is Nip/Suck, yes
lish: heh
Cara: Sociopaths are way less obnoxious than other people
Cara: Except for the whole killing bit
lish: i think psychopaths kill
lish: sociopaths just spend a lot of time thinking about how people probably should be killed
Cara: Well. This dude's a sociopath and he kills
lish: on..dexter's lab?
Cara: ...
lish: OHH heeeee i just realized what show you were talking about
lish: heeeeeeeee
Cara: We are talking about two very, very different shows
Cara: heeeeeeee
lish: HSHHAHAHA
lish: ok what channel is that dexter on?
lish: i shall click whilst i laugh
Cara: Showtime
lish: fuck. we don't get that. because my asshole roommate decided we only get sports channels
Cara: Man. How awesome would Dexter's Lab be if he went around offing everyone?
Cara: What kind of demon cat runs off with a tube of Lifesavers?
lish: a romano cat
lish: and very, very awesome
Cara: And she...she hid them under the dresser. Right in the middle. So I can't possibly reach them
Cara: Fucking Romano cat and her love of shiny things
lish: it's nice to know that we're communicable even to the animal kingdom
lish: we're like the flu
Cara: Fantastic
lish: and more fantastic, family guy on
Cara: I just saw that one though
lish: your point?
lish: we seen em all
Cara: Yeah, but not on Thursday
lish: hee
lish: yeah but not this week!
Cara: Heeeee
lish: you have to watch if only for the orange groves
Cara: heeee
Cara: They changed the green Lifesavers from lime to watermelon. I'm not sure how I feel about that
lish: a change to watermelon is always a good change
Cara: Heee
Cara: But what's next? Are they going to change pineapple? God help them if they mess with pineapple
lish: no. pineapple has a lobbyist
Cara: Damn right
lish: wait....the gilmores aren't jewish?
lish: but they're so....jewy
lish: well the rorys are. the parents are waspy.
lish: but i always figured they were just trying to Pass
Cara: They came over on the Mayflower. Not...clinging to the side
lish: HEE!
lish: charging their co-hangers on for a turn at the bilge water, oh god we're going to hell
Cara: Heeeeeeee
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For random Friday night fun/time wasting, nothing beats crashing a hardcore goth party at a Manhattan club. While wearing jeans and a tweed jacket. And spending the entire night talking like the Goth Kids from that episode of South Park. Flat, nasal voice and all. It's all darkness man, total darkness. You have to dress exactly like us to show what a nonconformist you are. The WHOLE night, I did this. I talked to this one guy for a half hour about something or other and he said to me, "you know, it doesn't matter what you're wearing, YOU are a goth on the inside." I have never been so disturbed by an honest compliment.

If you're going to do this, you have to be prepared to answer some questions the next day. Namely: who is this guy? Is that...is he wearing eyeliner? How the hell am I going to get him out of here? And, possibly most importantly, what is this fork doing wrapped around my wrist? Sigh.

In other news, I bought the coolest pair of shoes in the world. They're shiny glazed deep red patent leather loafers. I keep clicking the heels together, but so far nothing has happened.
I also spent 300 dollars on a pair of boots. Because fuck you, that's why.

In which we babble incoherently and shallowly about tv.



lish: i just saw a picture of satan on the colbert report and for a good 30 seconds i thought it was spiderman
lish: shit i missed the first five minutes of lost, the fuck is going on?
lish: and WHY do they let jacob recap
lish: i need to punch his little emo mouth
Cara: They were showing the Others before the plane crashed. They had houses and a book club
lish: ...on the island?
Cara: Apparently, they came over on the S.S. WASP
Cara: yes
lish: how very Un-spoooky
Cara: Oh, I know. Jacob's fucking poetry clips
lish: i mean when i think cryptic, otherworldy adventure, I usually don't think book club
Cara: Well. They were reading Stephen King. And the host was making muffins
lish: what stephen king were they reading? maybe it's a clue
Cara: Just saw his name
Cara: She was the muffin maker
lish: so i did see a 7 day bahamas cruise for 325
Cara: I wish I...cared about any of the characters on this show
lish: i know
lish: i'm not sure why i watch it. i feel like i should like it more than i do.but i don't like any of the actors
lish: except poor dead eyebrows boone.
Cara: We ALL think you're stupid, Jack
lish: is she the book club lady?
Cara: Yes
lish: why is a bookclub running the island? and why was the bookclub armed?
Cara: They taking their reading very, very seriously
lish: if i'd known weapons were handed out i'd have joined a book club
lish: reading IS fundamental
Cara: Heee
Cara: I hate her shoulders
lish: slute
lish: she has manshoulders
lish: hah! slute
Cara: Linebacker shoulders
Cara: What, they couldn't give her shoes?
lish: they did, she just wants to exfoliate her soles
lish: how exactly did none of them ever notice or find this side of the island? are they all extras from blair witch? climb a TREE
Cara: Could be
lish: no manacles, no orange juice. that's the rules
Cara: Man. Au Bon Pain got strict
lish: au bon PAIN
lish: that doesn't work, shit. it's spelled the same way
Cara: Heeeee
lish: that'd be awesome though. they could have a subsidiary chain called Croissants n' Bondage
Cara: But it's not sweeps
Cara: Heee
lish: so cruise for 325
Cara: Yeah, but mom's point is that when I move, they're gonna have to pay for everything. So a cruise, not so much
lish: take out a loan?
lish: you'll have to fly up here anyway for an interview
Cara: I'm not taking out a loan so I can go on a seven day cruise
lish: tis only three hundred wee american dollars
lish: it's ok. i'll go to maine by myself
Cara: But you'll come back talking like when we got the Christmas tree
lish: hee!
Cara: Like, Katharine Hepburn as a lobster fisherman with a stroke
lish: that was a classic downhome maine accent, i'll have you know
lish: i will wrap myself in wool and eat lobster and get the fuck out of this place for a while. it'll be ok. I think
Cara: Downhome
lish: you got a point?
Cara: You wouldn't know downhome if downhome fell on you
lish: shut your taco hole
lish: i'm rustic
Cara: Yes. You live in the hinterlands of Brooklyn
lish: it's total wilderness
lish: i stood sort of close to a squirrel the other day and everything
Cara: Only fifty Starbucks?
lish: buckses
Cara: Actually, it's Latin
lish: that's not latin
Cara: Your FACE isn't Latin
lish: so.....isn't YOUR face
lish: ooo
Cara: My face is of indeterminate European origins
lish: heeee
lish: whereas I, somehow, am plainly irish
lish: changeling
Cara: Well, you'..yes
lish: elves left me here
Cara: I only got to the apostrophe that time
lish: where are my elf powers?
Cara: How else would you learn what you needed to know to become Queen of the Mints?
lish: my elf eyes see NOTHING. my elf eyes have abnormally large optic nerves
lish: well that's true
lish: those mints are shit subjects
Cara: It's because you're not gay enough
lish: i get NO tithing at all.
Cara: If you were rocking the faggy like Legolas
lish: rocking the faggy!
Cara: I like how the Others have peroxide to keep their hair blonde
lish: i really don't like him
Cara: I don't like any of them
lish: yeah and all their eyebrows are perfectly groomed
Cara: Who puts toothpicks in grilled cheese? Savages!
lish: that's why they're stuck on that island. too untasteful for civilized society
Cara: Or maybe they're from the '50's
lish: next they'll have one of those jello monstrosities with the fruit suspended in it, and a celery salad
Cara: And for torture they will be subjected to tupperware parties
lish: tupperwerewolves. see-through and conveniently stackable, yet feasts on the flesh of the innocent
Cara: And he is airtight
lish: and you can write on him with a sharpie
lish: although you can write on anything with a sharpie, so that isn't a point in his favor
Cara: But don't leave him in the fridge for too long
Cara: You can't write on Biff
lish: he is microwave safe
lish: you could if you pressed hard enough
Cara: Nah, I've tried. She just hits me
lish: is he meant to be attractive? to whom is he meant to be attractive? he has a giant froglike willem dafoe mouth and his shoulders slope unpleasantly
Cara: Heee
lish: boy she's pretty omnipresent
Cara: Great. God is a blonde woman who runs a book club and burns muffins
lish: i could be omnipresent, if i had some comfortable shoes
lish: dude. that would explain a LOT
Cara: It really would
lish: what is this the nine?
Cara: It's about nine people who were hostages in a bank
lish: hokay
lish: and that's...going to be a whole show? that's one episode
lish: it's like that prison break thing, i never got that. not that i ever watched it, but
Cara: It's what happens after they get out I think
lish: she's the poor man's ....what the fuck is that chick's name
lish: with the hair and the annoying lips
Cara: Calista Flockheart?
lish: no..
lish: with the huge mass of curly blonde hair, she was in that movie with john travolta, she made chairs and was vulnerable
Cara: Made...chairs
lish: yes
lish: she did
Cara: Kyra Sedgewick?
lish: hee yes
Cara: Oh. You should have said 'Annoying Southern woman that you hate'
lish: because that would have narrowed it down
Cara: Well. The blonde one
lish: because...that would have narrowed it down
Cara: She's the only one I can think of
lish: well, theoretically, yes
lish: does everyone on tv not have a problem with airing their hugely personal issues in front of roomfuls of strangers?
lish: you know, we're living in a SOCIETY
Cara: Awk-ward
lish: how is it he never shaves but his stubble is always exactly the same length?
Cara: The island controls your hair
lish: neat
Cara: It's the Island of John Frieda
lish: heeeeee
Cara: Like Dr. Moreau, but less frizzy
lish: like dr moreua, bu
lish: i fucking hate you
Cara: Heeeeee
lish: i even spelled it wrong because i was trying to type it before you did!
lish: so not only did you say what i was going to say but i knew you were going to. i hate us
Cara: I love that you totally knew I would type it
Cara: ...
lish: oh sweet jesus christ
lish: that's it, i'm getting a restraining order put on your thoughts. a judicial mistrangement order
Cara: that blue thing I got from her
lish: adore you
lish: j'adore is such shit perfume
lish: it's cloying
lish: but i can't bring myself to throw out the thing because the bottle's full and it was costly, it was
Cara: Give it to a hobo
lish: hobos do not wear scent
lish: if they mask their natural miasma they will be turned away from all the secret hobo clubs
Cara: This is true
lish: wow. why don't they just call this show "ABC: Capitalizing on 9-11, Through Sitcoms"
Cara: Now now. It is a drama
lish: oh, sorry
Cara: You should be
lish: well I am
Cara: What...the hell
lish: um. i'm so confused
lish: what good did that do?
lish: he gets popcorn??
Cara: But not three different kinds
lish: i bet HIS doesn't go stale within a day
lish: oh man
Cara: A...fishcuit
lish: there is a woman in my....well, call it the sector of the floor i'm on
lish: every day, every day at 4pm exactly, she makes a bag of microwave popcorn
lish: you know sisyphus? it's like that
lish: because she NEVER SHARES
Cara: Hee
Cara: Aw. He's giving her his fishcuit. That means love
lish: fishcuit! heh. i missed that the first time you said it. you get two points
Cara: But..I want stars
Cara: Gold ones.
lish: you can get stars
lish: but silver
Cara: Like if you coated the heavens with gold and they became valuable and you could trade them in for shoes
lish: can't give out the gold for just anything. it'd dilute the brand
lish: ....we could trade our gold stars in for shoes? why was I not informed? I would have kept ALL my spelling quizzes
Cara: If they were REAL gold
lish: but they....they aren't? is everything a lie?
Cara: Real gold is not adhesive
lish: real gold can do whatever it wants
Cara: Unlike your FACE
lish: my face can do things
Cara: The island has the internets?
Cara: Does Amazon deliver there?
lish: does amazon deliver to the amazon?
lish: and when they do do people say "hey, we got a box from ourselves"
Cara: Yes.
lish: ok then
lish: wait why's he in jail?
lish: look! it's the same fucking stubble!
Cara: 'Cause of the fight with his dad? I don't know
lish: does the costume department have a ruler?
Cara: They have a Floobie
lish: is it not a flowbee?
Cara: Ah yes. Yes it is
lish: ok then
lish: sometimes jack looks like he doesnt have any teeth. it's odd
Cara: Man, she is passive aggressive
lish: she'd like the guy who lives in the ground floor apartment here
lish: did i tell you about him? the one who thinks he's the RA of the building? he's like cerberus, if cerberus was a bald, mealymouthed little twerp
Cara: Heee
lish: no you can't trust him. know why? because he has a fucking y chromosome, you fucking moron
lish: sorry. digression.
Cara: Evil people shouldn't be named Ben
lish: it's such a squooshy and unthreatening name
lish: wait it's ...that was an hour already?
lish: nothing happened
lish: i guess tv IS like real life after all
lish: why isn't the nine on at nine?
Cara: New South Park
lish: ...new NEW?
lish: ...wow. i wouldn't have thought anything good could happen today
Cara: New new
Cara: Really? Of all the things they could do they're spoofing World of Warcraft?
lish: this is going to be one of those episodes only the Kids will understand
lish: points for Falcor though
Cara: I only have a vague understanding and that's because of boys
lish: yeah this particular thing has sort of passed me by
lish: jesus....did WoW blow them or something?
Cara: I have no idea
lish: i....really? this is what they picked? what about their social responsibility as the mouthpiece of disaffected comedians everywhere?
Cara: I know! Come on! Instant messages to sixteen year old boys! It writes itself
lish: they only would have had like three days to write that but they've done it before
lish: i mean my god- they could make that episode by cobbling together bits of OLD episodes
Cara: Kids today
lish: is this going to end up being an iraq metaphor?
Cara: Could be
lish: trey, you incorrigible goon, you
Cara: Oh my God
lish: i.........
lish: i,.......
lish: this is worse than the King
Cara: Tony Robbins huuuungry
lish: hee!
lish: who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
lish: are you watching with the parents? dad is emailing me.
Cara: Dad's in North Carolina
lish: oh wait he isn't there, is he. well he's perplexed, to say the least
lish: i can't help him. i am an oldster
Cara: And I am not an 18 year old boy. Regardless of my bra size
lish: good thing too, now mark foley won't email you
Cara: Heeeeee
Cara: Like I'd email him back. I abhor poor internet grammar
lish: yeah, that actually bothered me more than the subject matter
Cara: Me too
lish: there is something unutterably pathetic about a 50-year old man saying "lol u totally r gr8, u WANNA CUM OVER HERE"
lish: or whatever the kids are saying
Cara: 'It will so kewl'
Cara: Is this.. south park….is this about Iran?
lish: i don't....so do you just walk around like, being a dwarf?
lish: ....maybe?
Cara: I bet they just wanted everyone to sit around and wonder if it was a metaphor
lish: actually I bet they did
lish: the....hell?
lish: this is a slight comedown from last season
Cara: little bit
lish: hee, i love that angle though
lish: where their eyeballs go all funny
lish: eeeew
Cara: uuuuugh
lish: do you sometimes get the feeling that there's a whole bunch of stuff going on in the world right under your nose that you have no idea about and thank god because if you knew what most people actually got up to you'd never leave your house again?
Cara: Yes
lish: ok
Cara: Usually
lish: trey really, really has a problem with prepositions
lish: they never match up right with his verbs
Cara: It's the drugs
lish: interesting
lish: like how martinis make me incapable of using gerunds?
Cara: And..nouns, sometimes
lish: true
lish: this is truly grossing me out
lish: we aren't supposed to have to look at these people
lish: sharon is always carrying a laundry basket. people in rural colorado don't have that many clothes
Cara: That's why they have to wash the same ones overa and over again
lish: oh! good point
lish: sometimes my condescension gets ahead of my brains
Cara: Gross
lish: trul.................jesus christ
lish: i really, really preferred the episode where that kid ate his parents and then cartman licked the tears off his face. that was so civilized
Cara: Ah, the good old days
lish: it was a more innocent time
lish: a happier time
Cara: A more cannibalistic time
lish: that goes without saying
lish: stan's father has boobies too'
lish: ok you were right. there is no metaphor here
Cara: ...
Cara: Dude
lish: I
lish: i wish i could unwatch that
Cara: Me too.
ara: Heee
lish: leela really doesn't look jeish
lish: ok, i can't spell jewish.or this keyboard is antisemitic
Cara: Or maybe...maybe your fingers are
lish: gasp!
Cara: Your Aryan hands have no place here!
lish: but I
Cara: Chop 'em off!
lish: but
lish: how would you know if i did, considering i couldn't type to tell you so?
lish: aha!
Cara: You used your feet
lish: my toes, while freakishly strong and versatile, are nevertheless limited by their inherent toeishness
Cara: Bah
Cara: Now. I didn't think you could say jism on TV
lish: what are you watching?
Cara: Daily Show
lish: bastards. Ok, I’m going to go pretend to sleep now.