Today I realized what was wrong with America. It's one simple, neat little explanation that covers everything. Won't go into it now, because I'm mentally drained by yet another interminable day of boredom at my Monkey Job, and physically drained from going to a dinner party last night in which there was a lot of wine and humorous chat from my New Gay Friend, whom I have dubbed Devo. See how tired I am? The syntax just there was atrocious.
So tomorrow, or when I get around to it, I'll tell you all what's wrong with America. It probably won't be all that original, but the grammar will be, like, real good.
PS A Dinosaur will be back soon, but she's had a hard time lately, what with all the robberies and muggings. Honestly, that girl is such a crime magnet, she oughta be a lobbyist. Ok. That wasn't quite as clever as I'd hoped. See above re: tired.
PSS What does a gay horse eat? Answer: haaaaaaaaa-aaaay. Heh.
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I'm investing in a shirt that says 'Stop Robbing Me' in a really kicky font. Also getting Hulking Male Friend to beat up the useless bouncers at the BHP. Who catches someone who stole two purses, gets the purses and doesn't detain said purse-snatcher when you know at least four other bags were stolen? Shit bouncers, that's who.
P.S. People who are doing the marketing for The Libertine: saying 'The most controversial film of the year' is like saying 'fair and unbalanced.' C'mon.
You know what WOULD be the most controversial film of the year? The Shit Bouncer.
You have too many thoughts
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