Okay, so my Leadership professor decided she would give us a take-home midterm because she...was never there. Her solution to make up for the fact that she's obviously viewing teaching as her retirement and just not showing up when she feels like it is to give us a four-part twelve page essay due in four days. When she saw our faces she said, "Come on, this is supposed to be FUN. It's not like I gave you a ten-page paper," and one girl said, "...it's twelve pages." The logic fairy is not with this woman. I know where she can stick her Coke shares.
The perching animals are the BEST animals.