I Don't Know Whether our Grasp of Science or Economics is the More Appalling

Alicia: bobby fischer died??
Caroline: Yes
It is entirely too soon for a Searching for Bobby Fischer joke
Alicia: so there's going to be a sequel. Searching for Bobby Fischer. For A Really Long Ti-
heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Caroline: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Alicia: we are such an asshole
Caroline: Indeed
Caroline: ..we have a compressed air feeding system?
Alicia: a what now
Caroline: I...don't know. I just got an email saying they were shutting down the compressed air system feeding the labs this Saturday morning. They get all the fun stuff! They're also isolating the ro/di water loop. I bet that's a slide!
Alicia: do you think there are a bunch of girls in the ducts with cans of compressed air, spraying each other and wearing tin foil?
Caroline: If so, why the hell am I working HERE?
Alicia: heeee
You Are Under-Utilizing My True Skills!
Caroline: Heeeeeeeeeee
'I fly into file cabinets really well!'
Alicia: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
this is why we need to start our own company
i am not certain what service it would provide
Caroline: Amusement
To us
Alicia: but our mirth does not create revenue!
and THAT is what's wrong with this planet