Okay, first off, the idea that I'm the attention whore of the family is a bit laughable. Irony should just cut out the middleman and wear a sign that says 'Look At Me! Look At Me!'
Secondly, Benadryl and a two-hour Powerpoint given by the founder of the DLC in our teeny little oven of a classroom made me sleepy.
Thirdly, Faaaah-thah enlisted Irony to forever immortalize the story of the Wooly Mollusks on these, the internets.
Fourth..ly...I have to go see Margaret Cho. I bet she'll talk about sex. And being Asian. But before I do that I have to find my umbrella.
Therefore, Irony must begin the dark, dark tale of the Wooly Mollusks who got a whole helluvalot done for creatures with no feet or volition.