Two things. Thing the first; something weird is happening blogwise. The entire damn thing is on one page. I mean....we've got archives, I can see them right over there right under where it says archives. So why is the entire damn thing, going all the way back to April of 2003, all on this one page? The hell? I mean, it's not a major big deal but it's weird and vexes me. I mean- we started this thing so long ago that we were both Republicans, for god's sake. Although, and I mean this honestly, we were the "quit taxing me and don't make any laws" type of Republican, not the bugfuck frothing C.H.U.D. rejects who've recently appropriated the name. But still.
Thing the next- when I'm drunk, this blog is fucking hilarious. I mean it. We are a genius. Genuflection should occur. And scraping of temples and throwing of non-sequential unmarked bills. Just you wait, people of the earth. Your names, addresses and lack of obsequiousness have been duly noted.