I am getting a bit worried about the dinosaur. Not only did she doublepost her last effort, she used the phrase "I'm dreaming this big long book." Now, I am wracking my brain to determine exactly what level of fucked-upedness is necessary to type 'dreaming' for 'reading'. There are a....lot....of letters different there, hon. But I should be quiet. Considering that I beat the crap out of her almost every day for real, it seems just egregious to cyberbash her. So I'll stop.
I have no news. This is why I haven't posted. All I do is look for jobs. Stupid, stupid fucking country where we're expected to have MONEY if we want to do things. All I really want to do is get on a really nice boat and sail it around the Caribbean till I drop dead from happiness. And yet I have doubts that anyone will ever pay me to do this. So. I have stared at my resume for so long now that the words "education" "experience" and in fact any of the words included therein produce in me a visceral response akin to what happens when you stick someone's face in a pile of dragon poo. I can't take this anymore. I am fucking smarter than all of you people! I hate you all.