Oh, Jeebus

Lish: http://www.metafilter.com/75267/Collaborative-handwritten-Bible-created-across-America
oh, do let's go!
Cara: ...can we make up verses?
Lish: that's what i wanna know
Cara: Because I have a few things to say about Isaiah!
Lish: and in the beginning, there was Lish
Cara: heeee 'No, seriously. Are you calling Jesus a LIAR?'
Lish: "and the LORD spoke to Elijah, saying I do believe that is rather the nicest hat I've ever known"
Cara: heeeeeee
Lish: "now I am going to smite you for NO RAISIN"
Cara: 'And Cain said unto Abel, I am taking my ball and I am GOING HOME'
Lish: "and lot's wife looked upon the ruins of her home and yea verily did speak and say, this is why we can't have nice things"
Cara: And Job looked to the angel and he did tilt his head and ask, 'REALLY?''
Lish: heee
and the angel did say....er yeah, sorry about that, but I have some lovely antiquarian books you could purchase
Cara: heeee
Cara: And Jesus looked upon the twelve apostles at the last supper and did say 'One of you will betray me' and they did all look around nervously, and Jesus did say 'So we have to play 20 questions one more time before I'm crucified'